Chewable Viagra Marketed for Kids

Funny story written by Maditude

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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The chewable version of Viagra will come in different flavors

It has been announced that a children's version of the popular drug, Viagra, has been developed.

The children's Viagra will come in two shapes and flavors. The "Barney the Dinosaur" chewables will be grape flavored while the "Elmo" chewables will taste like cherry.

Dr. Hugh G. Rection has been studying the effects of Erectile Dysfunction in boys between the ages of 5 and 9.

"The worst part about Erectile Dysfunction in boys is that many of them don't even know what an erection is," Dr. Rection stated. "We can't cure children from Erectile Dysfunction if they don't know the symptoms. I have been studying boys for years and nothing gets me more satisfied than seeing a boy cured from Erectile Dysfunction."

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