Same Sex Education, First Step in Same Sex Everything Else!

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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

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Same Sex Edwards welcomes same sex ed advocates on board!

GLTBQRST Advocates are welcoming the new fad of Same Sex Education. When the NY Times Sunday magazine celebrates the successes of same gender education experiments, people sit up and listen.

Among those most attentive listeners are the gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, queer, questioning, R, S, and T community.

"We applaud the move toward same sex ed!" announced S.S. Edwards of the GLBTQRST Coalition, "Let's keep the genders together in as many settings as we can for as long as we can. Let's keep them together in high school, college, dormitories and beyond; together, in marriage and family and together for life. That's what we have been saying all along and finally the educational experts and the religious right are seeing things the same sexy way we do!"

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