Geminid Meteors Planted in Ground Grow Into Trees

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Thursday, 13 December 2007

Mexico City, Mexico (IPP) - Mexican scientists recently used surplus C-130 planes to drag meteor catching nets through the upper atmosphere.

One Mexican scientist Alejandro Finootchez decided to steal a few of the meteors and hid them in a flower pot in an attempt to smuggle the meteors out so he could make some extra pesos on eBay.

The next day the scientist Alejandro was amazed to find that the meteors had sprouted roots and had grown a few giant trees rich in iron.

Alejandro kept his mouth shut until he could reproduce the same results in the lab where he worked. The rest of the story is now history.

The revolutionary experiment that Alejandro stumbled upon has turned Mexico into the world's richest country and now Americans are pouring into Mexico looking for jobs in much the same way that Mexicans once poured into the United States. This has resulted in the passing of anti-American immigration laws and Mexico has been installing a great iron wall to keep out the hordes of Americans looking for work and a new life and hoping that the Mexican dream can come true for them.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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