Costa Rica Names New Rocket

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Tuesday, 9 October 2007

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They were going to make it out of this

San Jose, Costa Rica (IP) - The contest to name the world's biggest rocket is over and the winning name is El Conyo De Su Madre. The runner up names were Mohon Grande and La Putica Sussia.

Costa Rican President Juan Sanchez Garcia Colon Jimenez Zapata Innocente Baptista Gonzalez the third personally called and congratulated the winner of the contest whose name is Juan Sanchez Garcia Colon Jimenez Zapata Innocente Baptista Gonzalez the fourth who is called Johnny for short.

The winner gets to spend a free night in a Costa Rican seaside resort hotel and receives a check for $1 million Mexican dollars which is worth almost $1.39 in American money. He will get the money in yearly installments for twenty years.

The Costa Rican rocket is over 600 feet in height and is constructed of fortified balsa wood, cardboard, and aluminum or aluminium if you prefer. Millions of tourists are pouring into Costa Rica to view the launch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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