A team of scientists have revealed the genetic basis of serendipity. The gene SDPT1, which has never been discovered before, increases the likelihood of being involved in fortuitous happenstances. The researchers, from the University of Sagacity,...
"I think they were mating as they kept making all these funny noises and it looked like their shelter device was about to fall in", stated Yarm, a Bigfoot from the Ozarks. So Yarm Ney has been the first to spot humans this year and gets the Lucky...
Observers of popular social media have been quick to point out the obvious. But now another obstacle has surfaced like a battleship for those seeking satisfaction to the insult handed All-Americans following events unfolding in Chantilly, Virginia.
Today at a Rainbow Society fundraiser, participants were shocked and disgusted at the behavior of several little people calling themselves leprechauns. Event organizers stated that the event was to raise awareness of AIDS and HIV within the gay /...
A local man was heard to say that 'Lady Luck was gonna shine on him some day', in a local bar this evening. However, locals who were present spoke out against this rather 'sunny' outlook on life and argued that the aforementioned 'Lady' was in fac...
Liverpool left back Paul Konchesky has been voted the luckiest bloke alive. Konchesky 29, who followed boss Roy Hodgson from Fulham to Liverpool in the summer, is said to have agreed with the outcome of vote. He excitedly told reporters, "This is...
Begorrah Bejabbers the Shamrock Isle is in trouble. Gerry Adams is going to stand for Election in the Republic! News of this disaster led to the exposure of the Irish economy to a downward spiral of confidence. 'Just the Luck of the Irish' moa...
It's a fact of life that not everyone can be successful, but a new study has shown that a certain section of the community have all the luck. Professor Robert Palmer of the University of Hard Knock, Newcastle, spent the past 18 months doing fuck a...
It has finally been officially verified by academics and researchers from Fluffborough University that seven is not really a lucky number. In fact, no number is any luckier than any other number, despite Lene Lovitch having a 1970's hit with 'My Luck...
The UK's unluckiest investor has been revealed last night as Dennis Whipsnade. Starting in 1997 with a £10billion inheritance and with the help of "independent financial advisers", the Londoner has revealed that he now has £18.47 left. Whipsnade l...
Is Mustapha Kamir of 23 Pyramid Terrace, Cairo the unluckiest man in the world? On the weekend, ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair postponed his ascendancy to Pontiff, electing instead to aid Gordon "one-eyed Scottish idiot" Brown and Barack Obama in th...
Retired Plimpton gardener Alf Potts could not believe his luck this week when a gold envelope hit his doormat. "I've never won anything in my life before", said Alf, 78, "so this is a real thrill. My wife died last year, and I will go to visit my...
Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be lucky in love this week, as the hooker will mistakenly give you change for a $20 instead of $10. Coworkers will respond to your authority by staining your chair with tiny, barely perceptible amounts of urine each day, so that you're never quite able to locate the source of the smell. Friday is your day to make a big change in your finances. Maybe stop buy...
Detroit, Michigan - In a startling turnabout today George Nigelson announced that his formerly favorite pair of "Lucky" underwear had recently let him down so he is now officially downgrading their status to "Mildly Fortunate".
A man who keeps three black cats, a ladder exclusion zone within his neighbourhood, and a salt dispenser on his left shoulder at all times has had a run of bad luck.
Bitter old curmudgeon Number 13 has told anyone that will listen that 12, a number seen as being fortunate is the real unlucky number.
On Tuesday, March 27, 2007, Lucky Charms will sponsor the national sugar induced freak out for ADD At three a.m. PST, an estimated 350 people will eat seven bowls of sugar coated Lucky Charms and then freak out from the sugar rush to follow. "I...
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