Life To End As We Know It!

Written by Jean Le Fete

Monday, 24 September 2007

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Sun frozen in the center!

NASAU- Scientists today discovered something even more shocking than "global warming", the Sun is actually slowly freezing at it's center.

"Yes we have confirmed this," said NASA scientist, Elmer Ahmadinejad, formerly of Iran. "The global worming is not any longer our major focus of worry. Soon the sun will condense on itself and completely stop emitting heat and the rest of the galaxy as they say, will be 'history'."

Ahmadinejad was recently loaned to NASA by Columbia University in New York, in a strange move that made it seem they were anxcious to get rid of the former Iranian President. "This simply is a loan of an extroadinary resource, we have been overwhelmed by his grasp of science and world history. Its as if he has a completely different concept of nearly every subject. Take for example his concept of World War II, if Hitler were alive, he would have a very good friend. This is why we are encouraging NASA to expedite their mission to Mars."

"We have in fact planned to expedite the process for becoming an astronaut, to accomodate Mr. Ahmadinejad so he can test an experimental rocket to the moon for us. He seems to be keen to give it a try."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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