Norman Flangely - Letter to the Editor - Cow's anuses

Written by Rodders

Sunday, 2 September 2007

Dear Sir,

I read with great interest the fact that methane from cattle flatulence is a huge contributor to global warming. As a concerned citizen I demand to know why our government is not curbing this threat by investing in research that will allow us to breed cows without anuses, thereby rendering it incapable of passing wind.

Yours
Norman Flangely

P.S. I confess to being uncertain as to the plural of the word "anus". A colleague of mine insisted it was anii, although I personally don't believe him as he votes Labour.

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