LONDON (Defecated News) - In what is considered a world first, a woman who fell off a building has suffered a Fractured Arse.
Jaimie Felcher (19) of Harrow, Middlesex was with friends on a building site after a night out drinking.
"We'd all had too many Magners and decided it would be fun to play on a building site" said friend Amie Beernhouse (18). "Then Jaimie fell and her arse hit a brick, splitting the arse, and the brick in two. She now has three cheeks and two arse-cracks"
Jaimie is expected to make a good recovery and plans on keeping the extra cheek and crack for party entertainment purposes.
