Man Gets Beer Penis

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Monday, 14 May 2007

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Fat is transplanted from the belly

Hold the Mayo Clinic Minnesota - Alexander Solhoholstien has been suffering from Sexual Dysfunction because of the size of his penis it is very small. It is almost impossible to tell whether it is erect or flaccid, and this results in a rather humiliating experience for the patient and whatever he is having sex.

Dr Jason Rodman from the Hold The Mayo Clinic has devised a technique, however, to make a penis larger and more erect.

The technique consists of taking the fat from the patient's beer belly and injecting it into the penis causing the penis to be engorged with beer belly fat. This enlarges the penis and stops the humiliating feelings felt by the patient. You can also add beer nuts if you wish.

The operation is covered under Part B of Medicare and will be available to all on May Day 2008.

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