London - (Ass Mess): The political career of UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is rooted in a psychotic craving for attention according to medical personnel who have treated the Bushes' number one toerag for over thrity years.
Analysing his swansong resignation apologia at Trimdon Colliery today Prof V Smart said that Blair has been incapable of ignoring any opportunity to whitewash over collusion with the Bush Family Evil Empire's criminal records since the 1963 Dallas assaqssination of President John F Kennedy.
His self-avowed admiration of 'the greatest organised crime cartel in the world' sprang from the fascist genestock of the shared DNA genepool which he and uterine brother George W Bush have hidden from the world for over fifty years.
"Ultimately this could benefit him in the criminal courts: no other Prime Monster has ever resorted to pleading constructive insanity.
"Whether it's enough to spare him the noose is up to those who he coerced to hang Saddam."
Prof V Smart is 50.
