Beware the Ides of March PM Told as Gatekeeper Turner does Plea Bargain Deal

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Tuesday, 13 March 2007

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Drowning Street - (Disgusted Press): UK Prime Mobster Tony Blair has been given a stark warning by the legions of organised crime cartels which bankrolled him into Number 10 in 1997 following gatekeeper Ruth Turner's eleventh-hour plea bargain with the police:

"The cops are gonna get ya on on Thursday Tone, you and your pimp Lord Levy and your brothel-keeping madam Ruth Turner."

Thursday is the traditional date of the Ides of March which, hysterically, was the day that Caesar finally lost the plot.

And Thursday is set to be the day when the Bush Administration's personal whoremaster in London, Amassador Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle, may wake to a surprise visit from the landlord of his bijou Regent's Park residence.

The Outer Circle mansion is owned by secretive Forbes List- dodging billionaires who have testified before the UN Security Council with evidence that Bush2 and his Poodle masterminded the 9/11 atrocity which gave a 100 year lease of the Ground Zero site to Australian mall builder Larry Silverstein.

Lord Levy's personal payoff in that deal was in excess of £25 million, while Bush2 and Blair both pocketed over £10 million in kickback arrangements linked to spurious retirement packages orchestrated by shyster lawyer Davide 'Dark Satanic' Mills, husband of UK Culture Secretary Tessa Jowl.

Now Tuttle's number is up following a major discovery linking him to the supply of Plutonium 210 which killed off turncoat KGB idiot Alex Livtinenko last year.

Police have traced the toxin to the US national laboratory at Dead Loss Alamos and found proof of Tuttle supplying the deadly poison to the amatuer slags that adulterated Litvinenko's coke supply.

Blair remains cloistered behind his legions of minders at No 10 and has given a series bravura performances of "What, me? Honest Tone?" despite his Gatekeeper Ruth Turner now turning states' evidence.

Cherie Blair is apoplectic.

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