M.I.T. Challenges President Bush

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Sunday, 11 March 2007

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M.I.T. Challenges President Bush

The Prestigeous Massachusettes Institute of Technology took issue with President Bush and his treatis on Nuclear Physics.

The President explained Quantum Mechanics at a Press Conference last Week.

Professor Nathaniel Milton: "President Bush's claim that Protons are NUCLEAR FREEDOM FIGHTERS is a bit off. Techinically he is correct in that they are not as Free as Neutrons.

"Protons are Positively charged and therefore not as easily displaced as Neutrons -- but they don't Love Freedom. I mean-- they're Particles and I doubt that they have a Political Agenda!"

President Bush retorted to this, saying: "Now I know there's a lot of turmoil goin on inside them NUKULUSES you see -- We must be Viggilant!

"You see it's just a matter of Praspectuv--and uhh"

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