Bush Discovers South America Is South of Texas!

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 7 March 2007

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Bush map never even hinted at South,south America

GWB admitted that all of these references about South America caused him to think of some region just below the Mason-Dixon line: "So sue me! I didn't pay attention in geography!", was all the Decider-Prez had to decide.

"I told this huero that there was a whole world south of his America!", explained OAS President Julio Nuevomundo"Clinton believed it because he loved Mardi Gras in Brazil and beyond. But Bush has no interests besides clearing brush and he will never need to go beyond the ranch to weed-whack!"

"I tried to warn this country if the scion of a filthy rich family bush like the Bushes had never even gotten a passport till he became president, we were in for big trouble!", W's kindergarten teacher wrote in The New Yorker, leading up to the election.

Now that GW has gotten wind that there is alot of brush to clear south of the Missouri border, it's South, south America here I come!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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