Pre-season Buzkashi

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Tuesday, 6 March 2007

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Pre Season BUZKASHI

In a rematch of the 06 Championship Game, Kabul scored a late "Break Away" point to overcome a seemingly insurmountable deficit and Defeat Hated Rival He-Rat. The final score being Kabul 1/2 of a Carcass, He-Rat -- 1 Goat Tail + 1 Intestine.

With time running out Kabul trailed 1 intestine and 1 tail to nil then, at the 1:02 Mark Mid Fielder Klonka stepped in.

He stole the carcass from He-Rat defender Mujabarah -- Dodged a clubbing --- and dragged the hind-quarters into the scoring area at the :43 second mark.

Klonckna said in interview: This was a hard fought Match and the CARCASS took many Mystical bounces. Thankfully I was able to club two defenders and grab the tail with my hook"

He hauled the carcass up on the Gallop --sliced it in half to shed some weight -- and dragged it into the scoring area before being clubbed unconscience himself

At a Post Game Press Conference He-Rat - Head coach Azbraminja responded to questions: "Look - this is a many Goat Season and I am not going to cry over every ill fortuitous bounce of the carcasss, next question!"

The 2007 Season Begins Next Month.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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