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Funny story: Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica

Temperatures Encouragingly Dip Below Freezing in Antarctica

In what many consider the most encouraging climate news of the decade, it's been reported that nighttime temperatures in Antarctica dipped below freezing on at least two occasions in June of 2019. "Clearly our efforts to reduce greenhouse gas em...

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Funny story: Search For Ernest Shackleton Ship Abandoned After Everything Lost

Search For Ernest Shackleton Ship Abandoned After Everything Lost

A search for Sir Ernest Shackleton's ship, Endurance, lost in the icy floes of the Antarctic in 1915, has been called off after a piece of equipment critical to the search was also lost. After months of trying to survive in extreme conditions whe...

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Funny story: Man aims to reach South Pole

Man aims to reach South Pole

Geoffcock Shackles, 43, of Norwich, is planning to be the first man to reach the South Pole solo, sustained only by biscuits. At McMurdo station, Shackles was ready to make the 2000km voyage to the South pole and back on foot, supplied only with h...

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Funny story: Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

Coldest Continent Turning Communist?

MCMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA - Some American researchers stationed at Antarctica are a little concerned about the 4th research station China recently built here. "Well, for one thing, it is shaped like a UFO and it is on stilts," commented Dr. Fill...

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Funny story: Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

Penguins Eyeing East Coast as Potential New Habitat

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - Penguins have been spotted swimming in the icy coastal waters off Boston with a look of delight in their beady little eyes. Much to the delight of avid East Coast birdwatchers, it is suspected that the aquatic creatures, who...

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Funny story: Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Antarctica's 'Grand Canyon' eclipsed as Atlantis geologists discover frozen continent's very own 'Mount Rushmore'

Washington DC - Geologists chipping away at the icy incontinent's secrets have announced that sonar-generated subterranean images of a huge ice sculpture - dubbed the 'frozen Mount Rushmore' - effectively prove the existence of an advanced parallel...

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Funny story: Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

Giant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok

South Pole - Cameramen from the World Wildlife Fun charity disguised as mermen have filmed a unique marine love-in by a colony of Giant Squid in a subterranean lake 4km below Antarctica's ice sheet. Up to 500 of the massive tentacled beasties hav...

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Funny story: Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue - Kate Upton Makes The Cover Again

CHICAGO - The much anticipated annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has arrived and millions of red blooded American males are happily hootin and hollerin over SI's cover choice. Kate Upton has made a second splash by once again winning the co...

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Funny story: Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Antarctic Drill Project failure: "Corners were cut!"

Cancellation of the UK Antarctic Drilling project was confirmed as the team arrived back to the UK. The controversial plan was to reduce the ice of the Antarctic to the consistency of slush by pumping different flavoured sauces into the ice, allow...

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Funny story: A load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land

A load of argy-bargy about 'toxic' Queen Elizabeth Land

Buenos Aires - There's been a new development in Argentine protests about the naming of a toxic scrap of Antarctica after Britain's longest running hoaxer. The decision to rename the frozen southern wastes of the British Antarctic Territory 'Queen...

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Funny story: Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Falklands to be renamed "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands"

Despite mounting anger from Argentina, after a part of Antartica was named after the Queen this week, it has been reported that the Falklands are to be renamed the "Nyah nyah ne-nyah nyah Islands". The UK ambassador to Argentina was summoned on Fr...

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Funny story: Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Penguin Crap Justifies Space Programme!

Ever since NASA raced to put men in the moon, critics have been questioning the need for the space programme. No longer! Space boffins have finally silenced the nay-sayers by using satellite technology to find where penguins go to relieve thems...

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Funny story: Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

King George Island, Antarctica - Bloated from gorging on krill and squid a colony of gassy Emperor Penguins may be behind the fire that's gutted a Brazilian research station in the Antarctic. Until this morning the Comandante Ferraz base was carry...

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Funny story: South Pole Beckons For Intrepid Workers

South Pole Beckons For Intrepid Workers

A series of adverts for jobs at the South Pole has brought over 3,000 replies in less than a month. The British Antarctic Survey is offering carpenters, joiners and electricians £23,000 salaries to work at research stations in some of the remotest...

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Funny story: Plucky Brit Comes Second In Race To South Pole

Plucky Brit Comes Second In Race To South Pole

Plucky Brit Robert Falcon Scott was forced to concede defeat to that Norwegian swine Amundsen in the race to the South Pole, reports ROYGBIV. Despite the cold and the bad weather, Scott fought on despite not wearing a tie and despite Captain Oate...

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Funny story: Coup d'etat in Antarctica

Coup d'etat in Antarctica

In a real life James Bond Adventure a well-equipped and heavily armed group landed on a giant iceberg, which recently broke away from Antarctica, and declared that the iceberg was now the sovereign nation of Iceonia. The local population of Peng...

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Funny story: Antarctica Ice Sheet Calves World's Largest Iceberg

Antarctica Ice Sheet Calves World's Largest Iceberg

Whitlandia,Antarctica Scientists Monday in a flyover determined that the floating ice cake is larger than the country of Australia, or is that a continent? The group described the ice island as large, white, coldish, standing about eighty five f...

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