Sky Watchers Await Pointer's Hundrethth

Written by Pointer

Friday, 2 February 2007

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Eager anticipation of Pointer's hundrethth

They've assembled on roof tops,mountain peaks and backyard ladders. Eyes fixed on the heavens, media watchers await Pointer's Hundrethth.

Telescopes, microscopes and every manner of scope seek to scope out the manifestation known as Pointer's Hundrethth.

Clouds gather on all four directions. Speculations abound. Will it be McCrone, Mourinho and Clinton, Bush and Blair or Muff Diving-all nicknames for the heavenly light shows that have accompanied Pointer's hundrethth over the millenia.

There seems to be some fantastical race in the sky as the apparition takes shape and the clouds encroach. Hints of Havinghurst Dawurst pursued by Tittslesin begin to show while heavy gray storm clouds drift from the four corners of the sky.

Just as the Hundrethth took shape the heavens opened and strom clouds enveloped every clear corner of the sky. Astronomers packed their equipment and sky watchers retreated to their vehicles.

The common mind could be read without psychic assistance: All would need to wait another time to witness Pointer's hundrethth...

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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