Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 20 December 2016

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"Just think!" tweeted Trump."Everything from Mars to Jupiter is mine!"

Science Town, USA Donald Trump, President-Elect of the United States and self-professed Billionaire, has just announced that he has purchased the asteroid belt located between Mars and Jupiter in our Solar System.

"I know it seems a bit extravagant," said Trump. "But I wanted to get something for all the little people that helped in my campaign. And so it came to me, little planets! So Melanie or whatever her name is and I and the kids will spend Christmas vacation naming all the little rocks in the Donald Trump Asteroid Belt after anyone who donated a qualified amount to the campaign!

"Just because I had to dip into the U.S. Treasury reserves for a little bit to swing the deal for Christmas doesn't mean I won't pay some of it back!" Trump tweeted.

"So Merry Christmas suckers! Ha Ha Ha! I mean Ho Ho Ho!" tweeted Trump.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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