Written by Al N.

Sunday, 8 May 2016

image for Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"
Palin said that all the phony observatories would be turned into shoe stores.

Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it.

"Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for it. I've just discovered this scam. But if you think about it, it makes sense. For years I thought Plutonium was named after Mickey Mouse's dog Pluto but now I realize it was just a story science people made up to see if we would buy it. When you think about it, why would they name it after Mickey's dog before they named it after Mickey? That's what I mean, they think we're stupid!" said Palin.

"So I can tell you all that Science stuff is just made up to make us regular people look stupid!" Palin screamed.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin, Science




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