CUPERTINO, CA - Apple Inc. CEO, Tim Cook, announced today that they would introduce several new wearable technology products in Spring of 2016.
Products will be available for both men and women. Men's products will include: iShoes, iSocks, iPants, iBelts, iShirts, iTies, iJackets and iBriefs. Women's products will include: iPumps, iPants, iSkirts, iBlouses, iJackets, iUndergarments.
All of the products will have embedded Bluetooth capability and will be able to "talk" to all other Apple products. Some of the examples of this technology were discussed by Mr. Cook:
"Women's iUndergarments will be able to communicate with men's iBriefs". An app (iNag) will be available on iTunes to allow users to generate daily reports, summarizing the discussions that transpire between all of the wearable technology. Mens' briefs, for example will communicate their cleanliness to an iPhone, iPad, iWatch, etc. and the user can elect to take action upon those reports, or simply ignore them."
