CUPERTINO, CA - Apple announced this afternoon that it will release the iPen in June.
Tim Cook, Apple CEO, told The Spoof that the new iPen will be revolutionary. It will feature sustainable technology and a unique method of putting words onto paper:
The iPen will utilize squid extract instead of conventional ink. The device will be powered by the user, making recharging (or even a battery) unnecessary. The user simply rolls the tip of the iPen on the paper and, like magic, words appear.
The cost for the base unit will be $399.99, with upgrades available, including a gold-plated version that will retail for $29,999.79.
