After rigorous studies at Columbian University, scholars have determined that most Americans need the drug Itsinurhedicone, or more commonly known to consumers as "Normal."
Although the mind altering drug is frowned upon by many moralists, Doctors have given the OK to continue with patient testing. When asked about the drug, one of the Co-Founders of the drug, who wishes to remain anonymous says:
"A lot of people don't realize that they need Normal. Do you commonly surf the Web? You need normal. Do you look into the fridge and not get anything? Normal can cure that too."
Despite the controversy, some parents claim that their kids need normal. One parent, Jane Anderson said:
"Before my two year old was on the drug, she told me that a Septagon was a Decagon. Immediately, I put her on the drug. Do you know how hard it is to get your child into Baby Harvard?"
Other parents claim that it makes your kid like a zombie, like this Republican Parent:
"He was running at me. I didn't want to shoot my own kid, but it's a rough world out there. I wish I didn't do it!"
Others think that there's a natural remedy to behavioral diseases, a herb called Parenting.
