WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Weather Service is instructing all United States weathermen and meteorologists to stop stating the wind chill factor in their weather reports.
The FWS has said that it is already damn cold enough and people are already feeling bad enough without them having to give them another little jab by saying "Yes folks, it's 9 degrees but with the wind chill factor it really feels like 2 degrees."
Many people have phoned the FWS and asked that they put a stop to this horrible habit of having forecasters flaunt what the wind chill factor is.
Reports are that President Obama is 100 percent behind the people on this one and he for one hates to hear about the wind chill factor and how cold it really is.
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