Scientists Warn That Jupiter and Mars Are Getting Closer To Each Other

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 January 2014

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Many planetary experts say that Jupiter is a planet with an attitude.

HOUSTON - NASA is reporting that two of the world's most prominent scientists Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser have warned about a planetary situation involving Mars and Jupiter.

Dr. Von Heinrich said that he and Dr. Clexweiser both agree that just within the past 7 months the planets Mars and Jupiter have gotten about 19.7 miles closer to each other.

Both space experts commented that altough the distance is very minute it is nonetheless something that needs to be watched.

Dr. Clexweiser said that 19.7 miles could easily turn into 119.7 miles or even 203.2 miles by Thanksgiving Day of this year.

When asked if people should be concerned about this space matter, Dr Von Heinrich smiled and said that it is really nothing to worry about at the moment.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Von Heinrich then mentioned that people should really be more concerned about the tremendous amount of weight that Gabourey Sidibe and Wynonna Judd have put on lately.

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