Eating red meat enhances the chances that one could die of "Mad Cow Disease", cancer, heart disease and other common symptons related to the consumption of this, pumped up with hormones, deadly product.
Scientists have discovered this fact and advised red-meat eaters to convert to McDonalds, because there is hardly any meat in their burgers anyway, or die early. The scientists also confirmed the fact that consumption of red meat makes people "horny" due to the abnormal amount of hormones pumped into red-meat animals before they are slaughtered.
Many young males, the human type, have confirmed this fact too, because they need to "bonk" more often than their vegetarian counterparts who tend to be less horny because their bodies contain less dodgy hormones and prefer a wank.
Young female red meat eaters admitted they didn't notice any difference in their sex-drives apart from when pissed out of their brains at the weekend and prefered a veggie burger to a gigantic T-Bone, bloody steak anyway.
The scientists came to this conclusion; it's a matter of taste, more sex, die early, eat red meat; less sex, more masturbating (that's not sex ask Bill Clinton), live longer, don't eat red meat: The choice is yours!
