US Scientists discover God living in a massive black-hole!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 5 December 2011

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God lives in a black-hole, A+++h too, thank god God's black-hole is bigger!

Scientists at the University of Berkeley, California, have made an amazing discovery; God lives in a black-hole in a galaxy far away called NGC4889.

The other God better known as A+++h (name changed for political reasons) also lives in a massive black-hole next door in the galaxy NGC3842. God's black-hole contains more than 9,7 billion tons of mass and A+++h's contains slightly less, a constant bone of contention between the two of them.

The scientists realised God and his main competitor were living there after observing them gobbling up masses of solar masses in an attempt to conquer each other. Luckily for us humans they are so far away that our galaxy is pretty safe until the sun gobbles us up in a couple of million years.

So all God and A+++h worshippers, whilst on your knees praying, say a prayer for all of those lesser little Gods who live in smaller black-holes and have less masses of solar masses to fight with because sooner or later they will be gobbled up by the big boys. Proving that mankind was really made in the image of God or the other one!

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