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Funny story: God And Allah Get Into Fistfight Over Insulting Comments

God And Allah Get Into Fistfight Over Insulting Comments

God and Allah one day decided to have a couple of beers together. They both were taking a sabbatical from smiting people and decided this would be a good way to bury the hatchet between religions. They were sitting on a cloud bank held up by a doze…

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Funny story: Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

Allahuh Ak Bar opens in Bradford

A new non-alcoholic kebab bar has opened in Bradford today specialising in vegetarian and gluten-free kebabs, although in an effort not to insult some potential customers, it won't be declared nut-free. Thought by cynics to be named after the hue...

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Funny story: ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men......And Women

ISIS - The Answer To The Future You've Always Wanted! (This is the real ISIS, the one that kills anyone and anything it wants, not one of those wimpy organizations with that stupid Egyptian symbol of a guy with a jackals head, the image of which, by the way, is outlawed by our sect.) Are you f___ed up? REALLY f___ed up? Do you dream of a life like the heroic characters you play for 5 h...

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Funny story: God, Allah And Jehovah Were Walking Along a Heavenly Path, Arguing As Usual......

God, Allah And Jehovah Were Walking Along a Heavenly Path, Arguing As Usual......

God, Allah and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. "Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!" God scolded Allah. "Well, if Mr. Jehovah didn't insist on having the Jewish paradise in the middle of our land then things might be a lot more relaxed." retorted Allah. "As I remember your people came charging through the entire Mid East a thousand yea...

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Funny story: US Scientists discover God living in a massive black-hole!

US Scientists discover God living in a massive black-hole!

Scientists at the University of Berkeley, California, have made an amazing discovery; God lives in a black-hole in a galaxy far away called NGC4889. The other God better known as A+++h (name changed for political reasons) also lives in a massive b...

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Funny story: God and Allah agree to call it quits in the interests of World Peace...

God and Allah agree to call it quits in the interests of World Peace...

A unique heart-to-heart has taken place between the two Big Players in world affairs - God and Allah. It is hotly rumoured to have occurred somewhere in Bradford where the two Supreme Beings have been lving in secret for some time in two adjacent terraced houses. (They discovered early on in their new-found relationship that however much they liked one another there was always going to be a proble...

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Funny story: Allah deserts Iran after opposition constantly insult his prophet, Khomeini!

Allah deserts Iran after opposition constantly insult his prophet, Khomeini!

Allah, observing from his lofty heights in the Islamic heavens has decided to abandon Iran forever. The reason for his decision is based upon the Iranian, political opposition constantly insulting Allah's prophet, Khomeini! Allah, has given a p...

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Funny story: On Phrase 'God Made Dirt, Dirt Don't Hurt': God swears "I never said that!"

On Phrase 'God Made Dirt, Dirt Don't Hurt': God swears "I never said that!"

God, long-mute on many issues, recently broke His silence to give an interview with Charlie Gibson. In a deep and cavernous tone (and apparently nursing a hangover) the Almighty specifically addressed the phrase 'God made dirt, dirt don't hurt':...

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Funny story: God to Allah: Let's Settle This in the Steel Cage

God to Allah: Let's Settle This in the Steel Cage

In an unprecedented event, for the first time in the history of mankind, God and Allah have agreed to settle their time-long differences once and for all -- in a winner-take-all, no-holds-barred, Steel Cage Match.

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Funny story: Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Dead Suicide Bomber Angry Over Lack of Virgins in Heaven

Muhammed Yabba Dabbadu speaking from heaven through an unidentified Muslim Cleric complained bitterly about the lack of virgins he found in heaven after blowing himself up.

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Funny story: Christian Fundamentalists and Muslim Fundamentalists Seek Unity at Religious Summit

Christian Fundamentalists and Muslim Fundamentalists Seek Unity at Religious Summit

Leaders of America's Fundamentalist Christian Churches, attending a special summit in Jerusalem this week, along with Muslim and Jewish religious leaders, issued a statement saying that they "have always been devout worshippers of 'All...

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