Valentine’s Day Serenade – Smell the Love!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Saturday, 28 January 2023

image for Valentine’s Day Serenade – Smell the Love!
Smell the Valentine's Day Heavenly Waft

For Valentine’s Day, why not get your sweetheart a special something she’ll really like. How about a song?

Something that tells her, “Hey, girl, you are my whole world, and I just love the way you look, the way you walk and talk, even the way you smell. So for you, I wrote this song. Lay back and close your eyes and feel my lyrics flow over your beautiful heart and soul and especially, that damn fine sexy body …”

… and as you cruise in your car with your best gal tucked in beside you, heading for dinner and a movie and something sweet and sexy for later … serenade her with:

Sniffin The Seat

We drive through town
Cruise so far
I take you around
In my black sports car
You look so fine
Smell so sweet
When you’ve gone home
I’m sniffin the seat

Sniffin the seat
For those sweet cheeks
Sniffin the seat
Ass can’t be beat
Sniffin the seat
My nostrils fly
Sniffin the seat
It makes me high

You say, lets park
It’s nice and dark
There’s no one here
So I pull you near
We take off our clothes
‘Cuz our bodies know
You can feel the heat
When you’re sniffin the seat

Now this girl’s new
And she’s not you
Btu that’s okay
‘Cuz she likes to play
Likes to dance when she sits
And it gives me the fits
Your two scents meet
When I’m sniffin the seat

If this song doesn’t get your laid … it’s probably not you … or it is but it’s also the song and she didn’t think it was funny and you’re going home with blue balls, so you’ll probably have a very short Valentine’s Day.

Smell the love!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot