Am I still Mummy's special soldier?

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 7 January 2021

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A man who is high up in the world, but has never been hugged, thinks everyone is an enemy and is deeply unpleasant company, has been asking everyone if he is still Mummy's special soldier.

Businessman Tony Waldegrave is now on his third marriage and has five children, none of which he is particularly proud of, and who aren't proud of him.

Waldegrave said: 'I am the king of the world. I need everything to go my way, or there will be trouble. I create the best trouble. Bigly.'

Waldegrave is now on his fifth business venture - the other four collapsed leaving massive debts behind.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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