Extremist's World to Open in Las Vegas

Written by C/L

Thursday, 19 September 2019

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"...They have discovered that these restless psychos would benefit greatly from a place where they can behave like assholes."

Liberal wing-nuts, and conservative dirt-bags are now enjoying a new resurgence in mainstream social life. The problem that they share in common, is that regular Americans can't stand them!

Radicalism has always shaped people's lives in tragic and devastating ways throughout history. Even though the Age of Enlightenment is coming to a sad end; radical jerks still find themselves alone among normal people. But now they need not despair any longer! Now there's a place where these arrogant and dangerous fucks can go and congregate together in an angry mass... Extremist's World!

Through extensive scientific research by opportunistic entrepreneurs; they have discovered that these restless psychos benefit greatly from a place where they can behave like assholes.

The one thing that binds these "wanna-be" communists and fascists together, is that both groups believe that they are infallibly correct about every single aspect of life.

Radicals show an inordinately high degree of hubris. Researchers found that the best way for well adjusted people to find relief from this growing population of troublesome dicks, was to create a theme park where radicals could vent their rage on each other through engagements in impromptu brawls and acts of vandalism.

Whatever the ideological bent, it doesn't matter, there's a place for every turd at Extremist's World! Once here, extremist liberals make their way to the 'Evil Empire's' Motherland Park, and conservative extremists trek out to the 'Neo-Nationalist's' Fatherland Reserve. At the center of Extremist's World is Liberty Land, where the two groups head to make trouble for each other and destroy private property!

There's no need to worry about accommodations. You'll be amazed at the number of eateries that serve top notch Q-anon sex-trafficking conspiracy theories, along with pizza, burgers, and french-fries. If you need a safe-space where nobody is presenting a challenge to your "soy-latte" beliefs, then head over to the Politically Correct Pavilion, where everyone holds their fingers in their ears and utters the phrase, "La la la la, I'm not listening to you!"

For the fascists, there are mock community buildings to spray paint with racist graffiti, and fire bomb. And, for the communists, there are mock corporate headquarters to picket, and white nationalist rallies to disrupt.

There's plenty of fun to be had by one and all in this dystopian-family fantasy land. Ultra-arrogant extremists on the left and right, can give full vent to their insanity. And it's good for normal people too, who can get a well deserved break from both groups of shitbags!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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