9 secret ways to know if you really are the chosen one - you might be surprised!

Written by Ben Macnair

Thursday, 22 August 2019

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Darth Vader in cheerful planet destroying mood.

With fictional characters and arch-villains, Donald Trump and Darth Vader claiming to both be the chosen one, we ask, could you be the chosen one? Did you have any of the following character traits?

1) A massive ego
2) One hand, or two very small ones.
3) A dysfunctional relationship with your children.
4) Bitter regrets about your past failings.
5) A wide-ranging hinterland that is not just about you?

Have you been responsible for:

1) The destruction of two death stars during your watch,
2) Do people look back at a time before you came to prominence as a golden time?
3) Did a number of casino's fail?
4) Are you looking to buy country's that aren't for sale?

Do any of these things apply to you? Get in touch, you could be the chosen one.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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