'Rugger' is a real men's sport: Cauliflower ears, broken ribs, noses, black eyes (not painted ones), no protective gear, jock-straps covering 'cojones', scrums and tough cookies (not the internet type) crashing and smashing into each other.
American football is for 'pussies!': Protective gear, male cheerleaders, Rudolf Nureyev quarter backs, every 2 seconds interruptions, trainers and players talking to each other constantly through headphones, and Maroon 5 providing naff entertainment!!
This is not sport, this is a fake, mega-media-circus!
So, Jaggedone (who?) invited the battling, bruised, crusading England Rugby team to play the poofy US Patriots (who?) for a mega 'rumble in the concrete jungle of Moss-Side, Manchester, UK (no pussies here BTW).
After offering both teams millions of monopoly bucks, and no male cheer-leaders, they agreed to play each other behind close doors in Jaggedone's back garden!
Within 5 minutes the England rugby team punched the lights out of the Patriots, bit their ears off, kicked them in the 'goolies' and sent them back to Trump's Disneyland with their protective gear stuffed where the sun never shines!
Proving to the world, that the US sport world is nothing more than a multi-million, hot-air bubble, watched by popcorn munching millions drowned by Coca Cola and, real RUGBY, is for real men, real fans, and a communal, smelly hot bath to crown the 'wrong-shaped ball game!
PS: Premier League Soccer players are clones of US Football stars, over-paid pussies!
