We had our own 'Pussy Riot' last night at the Nutters Beach Club, Volga Olga, refused to accept drunken Russian police in her velvet-clad boudoir for a quickie! They only wanted to pay in rubles and she only accepts 'hard' currency!
After our two eunuch, black and white bouncers, built like wardrobes, Ying and Yang, bounced them out of the establishment, peace returned. Pissed poet laureate, Sir Francis (non-Ducky) Charlton, with his deaf dumb and blind parrot, perched on his right shoulder, called Erskine, recited Jaggedone's fab, infamous limerick and, it brought the house and roof down (our banana leaves can only take so much water!)
'Putin and Trump are two Pussy riots
Maybe they should adopt vegan diets
Beef-Eaters patrolling the tower
Queens, and Freddie loved a golden shower
Entertained us better than two presidential idiots' ©
No plagiarism here, only copyrights!
Adios locos and locas, hasta luego!
Just like his namesake, super insatiable mercurial stud, Erskine Quint, Erskine the parrot loves to keep his feathers in trim!!
