As an interviewer of celebrities, who find themselves in my neck of the woods, they are at either end of their career.
They are all eager, with bright shiny faces, and wanting to get on with the job, or their career is in the doldrums, following a sex scandal, or a down-turn in the number of Northern characters television needs, and lets face it, any actor from Downton Abbey can work on a gritty nortern accent. I still remember seeing Dame Maggie Smith playing Mellors in Lady Chatterley's Lover, oh, the horror. There is not enough eye bleach in the world, but I digress.
So, anywhere, here we are in a non-descript cheap hotel, waiting to speak to up and coming actor Lee Marshmallow and Donald 'Eastenders' Jones and the only question I can think to ask them is, And what do you do, again?
