Written by Blenn Buck

Tuesday, 28 March 2017

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Eye Witness Reports that Bill Clinton closed the trade deal after giving Nelson Mandela's Wife the time of her life

We have seen him grow in his eight years in office. He has matured through age and grown in our hearts.

With that ever charming smile, he can catch your heart in a twinkle.

He is the man, the myth, the legend, and our most favorite president.

William "Bill" Clinton has been known to have a touch with women, just ask Monica Lewinsky if you don't agree with us! It is the very reason he was able to accomplish so much.

When he was visiting countries he liked to "hang out" with the powerful women.

According to the most recent example he was on a diplomacy trip in Germany, where he tried to stop them from annihilating half of Europe again.

While he had proven unsuccessful at the negotiation table, he proved most reliable in the bedroom.

Thanks to his charm he had prevented millions of minorities getting sent to concentration camps again.

A man of his accomplishments should be held to the highest regards.

When he wasn't charming his way into your heart; he was charming his way into your drawers. You can even ask Hillary she would admit that it is all worth it.

To even claim to know Bill Clinton is an honor that we have been granted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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