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Dias 14/15/ Weekend turbulence at the Nutters Beach Club!

Funny story: Dias 14/15/ Weekend turbulence at the Nutters Beach Club!

We had yet another attempt by Trump & Co to crash our pristine Nutters Beach Club after he turned his back on the other G7 buttheads ruling and ruining our planet. He landed with his private helicopter on our beach, on his way to kiss Kim's rear end. His bodyguards attempted to crash the door, but our black and white eunuchs, Ying and Yang, stood their ground, after all, if you can thwart BOJO...

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Nutters Beach Club presents FRED! No not that Brazilian wannabe, the real thing, Mr.Astaire! It's total MADNESS!

Funny story: Nutters Beach Club presents FRED! No not that Brazilian wannabe, the real thing, Mr.Astaire! It's total MADNESS!

Dag negen/dia neuve, and our Monday morning hangover after a totally nutty weekend is proof that The Nutters Beach Club is the greatest insane club on the planet, not Trump's, now where's my hangover cure?? Last nights entertainment ended with a fucking BIG BANG! No it wasn't a Guatemalan volcano erupting either! We were infiltrated by the FBI! Yes, one of Edger Hoover's men attempted to create...

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Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Funny story: Nutter rocket Scientist launches rocket to prove the world is flat!

Somewhere in a California desert (not Area 51!): A nutty proffesor, who drives luxury limo's to finance his "rocket science" projects, is about to launch himself in a rocket to prove to the world that the planet is FLAT! Off his rocks Rocketman, (...

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Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

Funny story: Psychopath From a Country With Strict Gun Control Wonders Why He Can't Shoot Anyone

In the light of recent events in Texas, psychopaths from around the world, especially from the countries where guns are strictly regulated, have started wondering if they will ever have a chance to shoot someone. Our correspondent had an opportunity...

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"Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

Funny story: "Workers are bunch of Nutters," UK scientists say!

A theory often quoted by "numero uno" Spoofer, Jaggedone, and top global Nutter, has been confirmed by Brit scientists in a survey confirming that people who work are totally and utterly insane! "The world is bonkers," claimed Jaggedone many years...

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Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Funny story: Ex US Military Transgenders always welcome at Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club!"

Newsflash from Jaggedone's "Nutters Beach Club" Sand in the pu$sy guaranteed! Just opened the doors for our weekend bash with Volga Olga performing live after we tie up her dangling, knee-knocking, boobs! They're a knockout knee-job! Our Ch...

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India declares the River Ganges is now a person!

Funny story: India declares the River Ganges is now a person!

The Indian government have introduced new legislation pertaining to their natural resources and now claim they are "people!" The polluted, River Ganges, is the first one to undergo a transgender operation and government officials have been down to...

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Beating Trump's Bush!

Funny story: Beating Trump's Bush!

With the US race for the White House hotting up, Jaggedone, decided to send his infamous CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) star reporter, Scumbag Sixlegged-Witherspoon-Jones, to one of Trump's most loyal sources of support, the local Loony Bin in downtown Boston, USA not England. Here his amazing, exclusive article after interviewing a group of inmates and dedicated followers: Question:Ladie...

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King Arthur the Druid demands his bones back!

Funny story: King Arthur the Druid demands his bones back!

King Arthur, not of the round table but of Pendragon, a former soldier and now self-named king of the loonies called Druids (who frequent Stonehenge at full moon or eclipses), has demanded that his ancient bones be returned immediately. King Arthu...

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