Whatever anyway

Written by j.w.

Sunday, 28 February 2016

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Anyway whatever

Anyway, whatever. Whatever you say. Anyway, who cares. ANY WAY? You must be joking. There are some ways that are just not me.

We know you are always right anyway. So...

Whatever you say Dad. Anyway what's the use? Right?

Anyway - it'll all be the same in a thousand years - So whatever?

You must be joking! What a drag. I can't believe it. But...whatever.

Anyway I don't really care. Why should I? Tell me that.

On and on. Always the same. I never do anything right. But whatever you say. I know you're right. You always are.


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