Written by Auntie Matter

Saturday, 30 May 2015

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There Seems Something Different About you Honey.

1. You hear him laughing with his mates and when you turn around they are all staring at you with a smile on their faces.
2. He no longer looks into your eyes or asks your advice about anything.
3. When you try to kiss him he sniggers; and when you ask him what he is sniggering at he says: "Oh, something just popped into my head."
4. He no longer wants to dine at your "favourite" restaurant.
5. He is no longer interested in meeting your family. And when you ask him his advice on your dress he unexpectedly says with great sincerity..."It doesn't matter what you wear honey, I love you for who you are."
6. He talks all the time about "personal" freedom and "personal space" and how important it is in a relationship and how your relationship has 'helped' him "grow". Thanks to you he is beginning to "find" himself.
7. He seems to crave the company of his mates more than you and boasts to you about how fortunate he is to have such "open minded" loyal friends.
8. He says you are "paranoid" whenever you question him about his being late or unattentive and informs you with great sincerity that "if a 'real' relationship has no 'trust' in it, honey, then it is no relationship at all".
9. He insists you watch old re-runs of "2 and 1/2 Men" and considers Charlie Sheen to be a "very underrated actor" who has been "unfairly" targeted by the media. And that Sheen was "way ahead of his time".
10. He laughingly asks you what you think about "threesomes".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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