Cuckold's Cheating Wife

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Thursday, 22 May 2014


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In bed, the cuckold whispers in the ear of his cold cold wife to imagine she is wearing a swirl skirt, and waiting for a passing car to give her a ride. The cuckold continues," Now, from behind a stranger approaches, and lifts up your skirt, exposing your pink lace panty; then he gently passes his tough hand way down to your crotch…" Is the cuckold trying to turn his wife on or himself?

Centuries ago, after a fierce battle, women and children of the fallen men were driven into a walled yard as war booties. Now, commanders consulted the Grand Warrior as what to do with the female POWs. Grand Warrior replied, "Damned, they are your booties. Go fu** them all." The commanders hesitated, saying "But they are our cousins, aunts …!" The Grand Warrior lost his temper, shouting, "Are you questioning the Deity's commands?"

After a while, a fighting man came to the Grand Warrior, saying, "Hey, Grand Warrior, I hate 'Coitus interruptus', pulling out before ejaculation." Grand Warrior says, "Who the hell told you to pull out! Keep it there as long as it takes. Go, go, go."

Earlier, the divine order was a bit different: "If a man is found lying with the wife of another man, both of them shall die, the man who lay with the woman, and the woman… Deuteronomy 22:22.

Now, the key question is why men and females, despite their awareness of death penalty, still engage in cheating or adultery? There must be a mesmerizing power active here. Some say cheating, on the part of a female, is an emotional affair, others believe the new guy is more attentive, more appreciative; or she has a great desire for attention, or she might need verification of her femininity. She could be an adventurous thrill seeker. Her life can be dull, or she, after all, is suffering from low self esteem, etc.

Some figures claim 14 percent of women do have an extra-marital affair. If in doubt, check the main objective of organizations like North American Swing Club Association or Ashley Madison, with more than 21 million members around the globe?

How many cheating wives do you know? How many cuckolds have you encountered?

In fact, it takes two to tango. Can a whispering husband, 1st paragraph, lead his wife to adultery? Why is swinging, or wife swapping on the rise. Is it innate? Why do pre-school children show or touch or rub their own genitals? Aren't young children interested in others' private body parts?

A professor of psychiatry, Larry Young, thinks human beings still keep an IC "that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, and now uses this brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples as well." What does that really mean? Babes, pardon me, men, love mummy's boobs, buttocks, or rather pelvis, home, home, sweet home, and any other parts of her body that gave the boy some sort of comfort?

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