10 Most Common Reasons for Divorce

Funny story written by Auntie Matter

Thursday, 9 April 2015

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In a survey conducted in twenty American prisons concerning the relationship between crime and marriage break-up, it was concluded that one of the main problems in relationships was language.

Communication problems all devolved to the contrary understanding of the meaning of words. The comprehension of words however was mediated by false beliefs and values that were inherently pernicious or irrational.

The "Me-Tarzan-You-Jane" delusion was by far the most prevalent socially indoctrinated affliction that led many to prison before they would give it up.

Whereas communication problems per se were fixable many more factors were much more difficult to put right especially in the case of the arrogant and ego-centric who could not see past themselves sufficiently to empathize with the viewpoint of their partner.

Here then are the Ten Most Common Reasons for Divorce.

1. Conditioning.
2. Misogyny.
3. Misanthropy.
4. Money.
5. Greed-selfishness.
6. Self-delusions.
7. Self-hatred.
8. Addiction.
9. Atheism.
10. Idolatry.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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