1. I left my wallet at home.
2. Gee, you remind me of my mother.
3. I have a slight touch of Ebola but it will pass.
4. I think George W. Bush is probably one of this century's greatest leaders next to Tony Blair and the late great Ronald Reagan.
5. Love is not sex.
6. My dad is a funeral director. That's why I work in health insurance. What do you do?
7. If I was a woman I'd stand up for my rights.
8. I believe we are in the Last Days.
9. I believe in freedom of speech; but I don't think it's for everyone.
10. I am, as you have probably intuited by now, the most incredible lover in the entire universe.