Written by dave nelson

Tuesday, 10 February 2015


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Palin and Coulter gave me syphilus!

He told Fox news today while visiting the Koch Brothers at Their Ranch in Aspen Colorado: - "If I had not started drinking at 18 I would not be sitting here around the pool with my best pals the Koch Brothers and getting drunk and high out of my Gourd on Oxycotin with four Russian Hookers!"

"These libtards are so fcking permissive with their liberal spawn that they can get away with anything!" He said.

Martha Moronowitz of Fox news asked a deeply insightful question: "Like what?"

"Well Moron," he began.

"That's Moronowitz not Moron," said Moronowitz.

"Whatever you say sugartits," said Limbaugh. "Anyway, I'm talking oremarital sex, masturbation, dating and hanging out with homos and lesbos or whateverbos and interracial dating and them Mexis - OH and of course Jews. Let's keep it nostalgic!"

"Anything else?" Asked Moronowitz, Limbaugh replied in a drunken high fury:

"Fcking A! If it weren't for drinking atan early age and then adopting a fcked up lifestyle do you think I would have slept with Anne Coulter and Sarah Palin while partying in Las Vegas and wound up with the worst case of Syphilus my Dick Doctor ever saw?"

"Probably not," agreed Moronowitz.

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