Open Letter to GOD

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Saturday, 13 September 2014

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Dea GOD,
I know (LOL) I may have got you at a bad time.... but I must ask you, YOUR DIVINITY, if you don't mind.

(1) Why do you not destroy the few bankers and their diabolical debt game so that we humans can allow ourselves and our children to enjoy life as you intended? We can accept that evil to a certain degree may be necessary to run Your Universe but...so much of it given to so few?

Why must we always be in hawk to these bastards? And why on earth cannot our governments, elected by us, run our national banks and take control of our money. How is it possible that a few old fuddy duddies with more money than they can spend can declare an entire nation to be in their debt on account of wars orchestrated by them for the purpose? How can You allow such violent lunacy to control Your world and our futures? Have You no heart?

2) Why do you not make compassion an integral feature of the MASONIC brotherhood that you have allowed to rule our world and who are unknown to most of us because SECRECY is their modus operandi? A secrecy that has forced them to form their own shadow governments in virtually every country on earth. How can You allow this, Your Divinity?

(3) Why do you not put some sort of reasonable limit on the horrors one person can inflict on another? What's with the limitless stuff? Give us limits for crying out loud because in our physical prisons we seem to have nothing but!

(4) We know that EBOLA and HIV were man-invented. Is there a way we can remove those who hate us from the planet? I mean, who needs this shit? And maybe, whoever invented it should be given a dose of it?

(5) Would it be possible to ease up from turning women into delusional idiot mirror reflections so that we males can have an actual conversation with one of them?

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