Eric Bolling on Fox News 'The Five" flames out

Written by Your truthiness

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

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Today on the afternoon idiot circle, Eric Bolling, went off on one of his most incredulous rants while at the same time ogling Kimberly Guilfoyle. It was at this time that Bob Beckel noticed smoke coming from the seat of Bolling's chair. Not sure if it was a natural phenomenon, after all they Mexican food brought in for lunch, he tried to ignore it. It was about this time that Kimberly became keenly aware of the ogling and now the rest of the circle became aware of the smoke.

"Eric, what are you doing over there?" Kimberly said in disgust. "Cut it out!"

"What are you talking about," he asked. "I'm telling you what Obamacare will do to the whole country."

Bob Beckel then jumped up and yelled, "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!" Eric ran out of the room screaming but the relief on Kimberly's face was priceless. "Thank goodness," she said to Monica Crowley. "Now I don't have to shower."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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