Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy

Funny story written by Bureau

Monday, 14 April 2014

image for Lights Out During Michael Jackson Autopsy

With all the confusion about the death of Michael Jackson, you would have thought this would come out, but everyone was afraid of publicity or got some cash under the table at the morgue.

My name is Roger Mckindle and I was new to my job but was there when the coroner did the work on Michael Jackson.

I don't want to bother with the details because they are grisly but not after seeing a lot of bodies.

We all knew who he was but no one ever stated that fact. I was to help by handing the right equipment, drill, etc, to the coroner.

I remember now that we were told it would be better for us if we did not say a word but since the only thing that happened, was that in the middle of the autopsy, the lights went out.

That should not have happened.

However, when the lights came back on, Jackson was still there but several feet from where he was before.

Of course, someone could have bumped it in the dark but something was going on because there was too any movings around.

I stayed at my place. I got nothing under the table. But I had to let the people know that everything was not normal or 'as usual' after the autopsy was completed.

I was a Michael Jackson fan, so I owed his other fans the info I have, which isn't much.

Maybe someone else will come forward.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more