Russian Roulette

Funny story written by walter

Monday, 10 March 2014

Tsar of Russia, Peter the Great, 1672-1725 (aged 52) is said to have issued a Will of which the following is an excerpt: "… Russia must plunge Persia and Turkey into frequent wars; establish shipyards on the Black Sea… as well as the Baltic, as both are indispensable to a successful carrying out of our enterprises. We must hasten the downfall of Persia {many thanks to Jimmy Carter acting on behalf of US oil companies in order to fulfill this wish of Tsar} and penetrate to the Persian Gulf {presently, Russians are at Bushehr Nuclear Power Plant, 17 kilometers southeast of the city of Bushehr along the Persian Gulf}. If possible, we should restore the ancient trade routes through Syria {Thanks to Tsar Putin the Great for his unwavering support by vetoing UN Security Council Resolutions in respect of Assad the 2nd of Syria}…' The New York Times, Feb., 21 1904

It is said that "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Russians, irrespective of their ideologies, past and present, have shown that whatever is attributed to Peter the Great is true. Recently, they have dispatched masked soldiers into Crimea, as Brazinsky United States National Security Advisor to President Jimmy Carter from 1977 to 1981., told Euronews: Russians are acting like Mafias by sending masked unmarked soldiers into Ukraine. No wonder if Putin has steadily moved many Russians into Ukraine to outnumber the local residents in order to annex Crimea to Tsarist-communist Russia.

Now, who is who in Ukraine? Number one is Viktor Yanukovych, 64, 1.93 m, dwarfing Tsar Putin and forcing him to leave the podium on the double in a gait that is a permanent fixation of the time Putin marched in file as a KGB NCO. When Viktor was 17 a court sentenced him to three years imprisonment for participating in a robbery and assault. Later he was convicted on charges of assault, then, for the 3rd time, charged with fraud; lastly, we hear that his academic qualifications during his political career, are unjustified. Of course, in Mafia mentality, a member needs such qualifications.

Leo Ornstein, 1893 - 2002, Russian American composer and pianist, has written more than twenty books on the brain, mind, and consciousness. He believed, "There are many different access routes into our mind…" Ornstein believed we behave irrationally.

Another passage from the Will of Peter the Great: "God, from whom we derive our existence and to whom we owe our crown, having constantly entitled us by His Spirit and sustained us by His divine help, allows me to look upon the Russian people as called upon hereafter to hold sway over the world. I look upon the invasion of the Eastern and the Western countries by the men of the North as periodical movement ordained by Providence, who, in like manner, regenerated the Roman nation instructions to the vigilance and care of my descendants, as Moses gave tablets of the law to the Jewish people."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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