Names for Hometown, USA - We Wish We'd Thought These Up

Funny story written by Wumf

Monday, 10 February 2014

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Namesake of Peanut, California

These are just some of the names for Hometown, USA that we wish we had thought up:

1. Rancho Cucamonga, California

2. Bill, Wyoming

3. Unalaska, Alaska

4. Turkey Scratch, Arkansas

5. Willacoochee, Georgia

6. Dinwhiddle, Indiana

7. Possum Trot, Kentucky

8. Shongaloo, Louisiana

9. Suckerville, Maine

10. Peanut, California

11. Whynot, Mississippi

12. Tightwad, Missouri

13. Butzville, New Jersey

14. Chipmunk, New York

15. Lizard Lick, North Carolina

16. Boring, Oregon

17. Wawa, Pennsylvannia

18. Buggscuffle, Tennessee

19. Ding Dong, Texas

20. Chugwater, Wyoming

21. ZaZa, Idaho

22. Turkey Foot, Florida

23. Bumble Bee, Arizona

24. Toad Town, California

25. Zulu, Indiana

26. Tingley, Iowa

27. Kissimee, Florida

28. Burnt Corn, Alabama

29. Possum Grape, Arkansas

30. Cool, California

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