New York - A high level NATO source said today the NSA's surveillance of a rapacious EU satanic cult deserves the Congressional Medal of Honor and not rabid bad mouthing in the so-called liberal press.
"And that includes socialist Brits' horrible organ of choice the Guardian," Brigadier Sir Monty Dambusta, VC and Bah! commented, "a beloved left wing mouthpiece responsible for trumpeting all sorts of ghastly Glenn Greenwald tosh."
The Brigadier was briefing the UN Security Council's cyber security committee about a nest of Euro pervs whose seedy emails, text messages and cyber rants have been under NSA surveillance 'ever since Tony B Lair came into high public orifice'.
This whornets' nest of secretive bastards has hidden it's ill-gotten $billions, siphoned off from undetected financial scams ultimately responsible for the collapse of leading Wall Street giants Lehman Bruvvers, Bare Sternums, Enron, Bernie Madoff and other crooks.
"Of course, the Pope's fingerprints all all over the evidence," Dambusta added,"including on forged banking Letters Of Comfort carrying the Bush Family's royal seals."
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