Written by Auntie Jean

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

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A DIY present

Gift Ipod cover for child's IPod

Fold a sheet of ruled writing paper around an IPod. Crease the folds and carefully cut out a window for the screen. Now here's the clever bit: Stick Scotch Tape or

Sellotape first across one side of the window and then turn the paper over and do the same. Now fold the paper to the shape of the IPod and Sellotape together allowing an open section to slip The IPod into. Hey Presto ! An IPod case for less than ten cents.

After Shave for 50 cents:

Obtain cocktail shaker, funnel, old After Shave bottle with Brand name altered with Dymo, a little diesel fuel (1/4 cup), 2 cups of rubbing alcohol and a few drops of caramel coloring. Shake ingredients together and pour into re-labelled After Shave Bottle. As if by magic, a new bottle of after shave for 50 cents!!!!

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Topics: Christmas, DIY, Austerity

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