Dear Santa
I know that this year has been a troubling year and I have been less than well behaved. With that being said, I am trying to do better.
This year, I am not asking for "stuff". I was wondering if you could "throw me a bone" just before Thanksgiving, a sort of early Christmas present if you will.
Is there any chance that you can put in a good word and get me a position as one of your "representatives" at department stores or malls? I would really appreciate a reference.
By all means, I do not want to tarnish your image, but I'm pretty sure that once I put on the old beard, boots, snowsuit and hat, nobody will recognize me. I promise it will be "mums the word." I mean what kind of crackhead would say . . . I mean err, umm, ok that might not be the best choice of words here.
Anyhow, if you can help me out, I'd appreciate it.
Rock on!
Sincerely,
Rob Ford
