Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Friday, 15 November 2013

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1. Wii Fit "Twerk Showdown" game

2. Rob Ford's Rock 'Em Stalk 'Em Fembots

3. LEGO leftovers - discount lego sets!

4. Playstation Classic - Rollin' like it's '99

5. Rollin' Doobs Mountain Navigator Big Wheel

6. "Twerkin' for a Livin'" Barbie

7. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Ken and Ben Dolls

8. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Barbie and Betty Dolls

9. Disney's Mickey Mouse Club "Junior Pole Dancing" Costume Kit

10. *FurReal Friends Cuddles My Giggly Monkey Pet

*NOTE - This is ACTUALLY a toy that IS being marketed currently. The name takes me aback, if for nothing else, comedic value

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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